Christmas Cake Parade

This December saw me at my busiest in the kitchen. In fact it’s safe to say that the festive month positively came and went in a flurry of flour and icing sugar. Word of Mr. Mom’s seems to have spread from which I am truly grateful to you all.

However, it wasn’t cupcakes that had me in a baking flurry- for some reason there was a run on the traditional Christmas cakes. Needless to say me being me I decided a little experimentation was in order. Not with the overall cake mix- that would be a travesty even I couldn’t bear! So I decided to push the envelope in other areas – increasing size; changing structure; and trying hand-painting to name a few.

Now I know the festive season has come and gone, and we’ve all had our fill of turkey, stuffing and figgy pudding (after all the Easter eggs are already on the shelves don’t you know?) but I couldn’t resist gathering the cakes together for a final look. Now that I don’t reek of brandy and dried fruit!

Holly & Ivy

“The Holly & The Ivy” traditional Christmas cake

Holly & Ivy detail 1Fondant “Holly” detail

Holly & Ivy detail 2

Fondant “Ivy Detail”

The Night before xmas“The Night before Christmas traditional Christmas cake

The North Pole

“The North Pole” Christmas cake

Painted Fondant

Hand-painted fondant detail

Gingerbread Hatbox

“Gingerbread Hatbox” tiered traditional Christmas cake

Gingerbread Stars

“Gingerbread Extravaganza” 12″ square Christmas cake

Large Holly & Ivy

“The Holly & The Ivy” 12″ square traditional Christmas cake

Winter Starfall

“Winter Starfall” traditional Christmas cake

Winter Bouquet cake

“Winter Bouquet” traditional Christmas cake

Winter Rose detail

Fondant “frosted rose” detail

Last December also saw me baking my Christmas cookies en masse. Crisp, spiced and with just a hint of orange these are as close to a secret family recipe as I have. I’ve lost track of the original recipe I used for these thanks the number of preferential additions, omissions and tweaks I’ve made along the way.  Having now baked these each Christmas since my husband and I have been together they really are woven into the fabric of our family. A sidebar annotated with dough flour fingerprints along with scribbled and smeared amends stands testament to their enduring popularity in our house. I will, in fact, confess to having moments of misty-eyed sentimentality, standing in wafts of clovey aroma as the cookies bake,  where I think of passing the recipe onto my children (one of which seems to have an affinity for baking whilst the other is wholly interested in the end product alone!) I think in total there was over 250 baked this year, and there’s still 2 batches of dough in the freezer- that is another experiment waiting to happen!

Cookies 3

Cut and ready to go

Cookies 4

About to go for the bake

Cookies 2

Spicey, zesty and warm – Christmas in a bite!

Cookies 1

I hope you’ve enjoyed this stroll down Santa Claus Lane? Thanks for stopping by. Wishing you all a (belated!) happy New Year and here’s to 2015!

In the meantime, “Remember Mom’s the word- that’s Mr. Mom’s!”

2014 in Mr. Mom’s Kitchen- A year in review

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“Repeat the sounding joy…”

This will probably be my last blog post of the festive season so I’d like to wish all my friends, followers and readers a very Merry Christmas and Happy New Year. In what has proven to be a very busy year Mr. Mom’s has taken some huge steps forward and I can honestly say I can’t wait to see what the new year brings. I’d like to thank you all for the words of support- the FB likes and the Twitter retweets are like little nods of encouragement in the late-night glow of the oven. Special mention also needs to go to my family- my husband for being a “Baking Widower”; my sister (-in-law) for her endless sampling duties and my children for not crossing “the kitchen line”.

Just in time for the festive season and if you haven’t already had your fill of festive baking here’s my recipe for a festive take on the classic brownie. An indulgent twist combining the classic festive flavours of chocolate and orange. If you want to make this “child-friendly” then omit the Cointreau. In the course of research I have discovered what I would now call me ideal Christmas dessert – a slice of this brownie pie, gently warmed, topped with my Christmas cake pimped ice-cream*, and served with a glass of Alcoyne Tannat dessert wine. Serve, pop on your favourite Christmas movie (mine being The Family Stone – hence the title reference)  and put your feet up.

MERRY CHRISTMAS

Festive Brownie Pie

FESTIVE BROWNIE PIE

Cinnamon Shortcrust Pastry
500g plain flour, plus extra for dusting
100g icing sugar, sifted
250g unsalted butter, cut into small cubes
1 tablespoon cinnamon
2 large free-range eggs, beaten
1 splash milk

Brownie Pie Filling
185g unsalted butter, cubed
185g 70% cocoa dark chocolate, broken into pieces
3 eggs
275g caster sugar
85g plain flour
50g cocoa powder
1 teaspoon mixed spice
2 tablespoons Cointreau
2 Clementines, zest and juice
100g dark chocolate chunks
100g Pecans, toasted and chopped roughly

Fesive Brownie Pie

Method

To make the pastry
Sieve the flour on to a clean work surface and sieve the icing sugar and cinnamon on top. Work the butter into the flour and sugar using your thumbs and fingers until you end up with a fine, crumbly mixture.

Add the eggs and milk to the mixture and gently work it together till you have a ball of dough. Flour it lightly. Don’t work the pastry too much at this stage or it will become elastic not the crumbly, short texture you want. Flour your work surface and place the dough on top. Pat it into a flat round, flour it lightly, wrap it in clingfilm and put it into the fridge to rest for at least half an hour before using.

Set your oven to 180C/gas mark 4.
Spray a 23cm fluted pie dish with release spray. Roll out your chilled pastry and line the pie dish. Blind bake in the oven for 15 mins lined with baking beads. Remove the baking beads and leave to cool while you make the brownie batter.

To make the brownie filling

Melt the butter and chocolate in a bowl over a saucepan of simmering water (or bain-marie), stirring occasionally. Once melted, remove from the heat and allow to cool. Once cooled stir in Cointreau and clementine juice.

Beat the eggs and sugar until the mixture is thickened and fluffy, then, in a separate bowl, combine the flour, cocoa powder, and mixed spice. Fold the cooled chocolate mixture into the egg mixture. Sieve in the dry ingredients, and fold together.

Fold in the chocolate chunks, pecans and clementine zest.

Pour the batter into the blind baked pastry case and place in the oven to bake for 25-30 mins until a “papery” crust forms on top. You’re looking for firm edges and a slightly wobbly centre.
Remove from the oven to cook and while warm dust the top with icing sugar. For an extra seasonal touch try a flavoured icing sugar like vanilla or cinnamon.
Serve with lashings of cream or a huge dollop of pimped ice cream.

 

*Christmas Cake Pimped Ice-cream

If, like me, after making a glut of Christmas cakes you find yourself swamped in offcuts and trimmings one tasty use of the surplus is my pimped ice-cream. Takea 2-litre tub of vanilla ice cream and leave to soften at room temp for about 1o mins. Crumble about 350g of Christmas cake offcuts into a bowl. Add in the softened ice-cream and mix well to combine. Once fully combined return to the ice-cream tub and place in freezer to re-freeze.

“It’s comin’ on Christmas…”

Well that time of year has rolled around again. From the kitchen stream the dulcet tones of Joni pining to skate away from her uncomfortable familiarity with the festivities. But also coming from there is the heady, luxurious smell of maturing fruit cakes- rich, enrobing and comfortably nostalgic. This year has seen me churn out the grand total of 8 christmas cakes. Not bad going for someone who’s not exactly their no. 1 fan!
Making these it struck me again how much I had unwittingly absorbed in the kitchen as a child. From my mother’s hip I watched as she wove Yuletide magic steeping and stirring; trimming and tying. I loved being in the kitchen at Christmas time whilst growing up. It was one of best places to forget whatever trials and tribulations had occurred. Christmas was always peak season for arguments in our house (I dare say as probably in most). That mix of self-imposed stress and duty mixed with excitement was a delicate scales in which the looming frenzy of the Christmas day often tipped the balance.
It was in these time I could loose myself in my mother preparing and baking the festive season’s fare. From cakes to puddings; mince pies to brandy butter- they were all homemade weeks in advance. It’s somewhat sheepishly that I admit to having a bizarre fascination with the latter. I don’t just mean over-indulgence. I mean smearing it in everything from toast to biscuits- even eating it like yogurt from the reclaimed tubs. There was nothing quite like a spoonful of that sugary paste melting sublimely on my tongue. The things we do as children! In a rather paradoxical turn of events post-puberty I cannot stand the stuff. Eating it with pudding or cake is bad enough but to have it “raw” (as I used to think of it when younger) absolutely beggars belief for me! To quote my Scottish family it “gie’ me the boak”.
So parking the idea of brandy butter and the associated puddings this year I decided to have a go at making mince pies and mincemeat. Basing my only knowledge of these so far solely on childhood memories, I always thought of them as being too complicated and time consuming. All those ingredients together and THEN you have to bake them. Who on earth had the time to do that normally – let alone at this time of year? I also have to confess to not being a particular fan of mince pies (come to think of it dried-fruit bakes in general- horror I know!) However there’s usually one that will find it’s way on to my plate in flurry of “devil may care” festive abandonment. I prefer it unadorned- no cream; no custard; no brandy butter (!) In contrast to my husband, who will throw every diary-based condiment at a mince pie thus turning it into a festively Frankenstein Iles Flottantes, I prefer to let the sweet waftings the of cinnamon sugar dusting speak for itself.
And since it be the Season of Giving ….

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This is my first venture at making my own mincemeat and having passed the test with husband & children I’m mighty please with the results (even if info say so myself!) Wonderfully festive and lip-smackingly fruity it beats the shop-bought jars any day.
In this recipe the pastry is the one thing I will succumb to shop buying. It’s Christmas and who has all that time to stretch out yard upon yard of micro thin pastry! I use filo pastry as it allows the full, juicy flavour of the mincemeat comes through. There’s also something about the contrast between the crispy, flaky casing with the sweet, fragrant filling that just adds an extra “oomph!” to the pies.

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FILO MINCE POINSETTIAS

For the mincemeat
200g Sultanas
200g Currants
175g Dried Figs, chopped
100g mixed peel
75g stem ginger, chopped into small pieces
150g suet
1 large Branley Apple, chopped into small pieces
Zest and Juice of 2 Clementines
Juice of 1 Lemon
35g chopped almonds
35g pecans, toasted and chopped
4 tablespoons Dark Rum
5 tablespoons of Port
4 tablespoons Brandy
1 tablespoon Vanilla Extract
225g Dark Muscavado
1 teaspoon mixed spice
1 teaspoon cinnamon

For the poinsettias

12 sheets of Filo pastry
25g unsalted butter, melted
Cinnamon Icing sugar (for dusting)

  • Mix all the ingredients, except the alcohol, in a large saucepan until well combined. You want to make sure everything is covered in both sugar and spice. Heat over a gentle heat until suet has melted.
  • Remove from the heat, add in the alcohol and stir well.
  • Cover and leave to cool and infuse overnight (longer if possible) stirring occasionally.
  • Place into sterilised jars and store in a cool place. Once in jars the mincemeat will last for up to 6 months.
  • That’s it! This recipe will be good for 36 of the mince pies mentioned below.

For the mince poinsettia pies carry on to the next steps.

  • Preheat your oven to 180c/ 160fan. Spray a 12-hole muffin tin with cake release spray or oil.
  • Lay the sheets of filo pastry out on top of each other and cut them in half across the width. Then cut each half in half again to give four stacks, roughly square in shape. Using a pizza wheel-cutter makes this job a lot easier!
  • Line each hole of the muffin tin with a mini-sheet of filo. Brush with a little melted butter.
  • Repeat the above step until you have 3 sheets of filo in each hole. Rotate the sheets slightly so that the overlay each other staggered. Gently push the filo down into the hole so it takes the full shape of the tray. The edges of the sheets will drape over the holes giving the “poinsettia” effect. After repeating 3 times there will be 12 mini-sheets left, keep these under some damp kitchen paper for now.
  • Please the filo-lined trays in the over for about 5 mins, until pale golden.
  • Place 2 tablespoons of mincemeat into each pie case.
  • Using the remaining filo mini-sheets, scrunch one over each pie filling making a “cap” for the pie. You don’t need to be neat as the “scrunched up” / folded look adds to the effect.
  • Brush the new filo tip with the remaining melted butter.
  • Bake in the oven for 10mins until golden and crispy.
  • When ready remove the pies from the oven and place in a wire rack. If using, dust the hot pies with the cinnamon icing sugar and bask in the unmistakably festive fragrance!

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#realmeneatcupcakes…Let it grow, let it grow…

Okay, okay…don’t worry I’m not about to quit my fledgling baking career to become a West-End star. I gave up on that idea once puberty had finished with me. No! I am in fact talking (again) about those wonderful guys and gals at Beating Bowel Cancer and their excellent Decembeard campaign. This is not “Movember”. This is full on, manly, lumberjack-esque growing of face bears. And in honour of such an auspicious occasion I’m lending my bearded baking talents to help raise some donations via sales of cupcakes and brownies. 33% of the sales of each purchase of the  Decembeard “Real Men Eat Cupcakes” range go to the charity. So you can treat yourself AND do a good turn at the same time. Decembeard woodgrain You may remember one of my earlier posts mentioning a range of exclusive flavours for the Decembeard cause? Well, it’s with great pleasure (and a certain trepidation) I can now reveal them in there entirety. (Drum Roll please…)

CUPCAKES

The “Verdi”

(This flavour will be available to order online)

The Verdi cupcake

The Verdi cupcake

Inspired by the beard stylings of the great composer this flavour combines Italian influences to give a truley symphonic taste experience: Espresso coffee sponge; with a baked-in Amaretti biscuit; topped with hazelnut liqueur infused Italian meringue buttercream; and finished with Amaretti biscuit crumb.

The “Van Dyke”

(This flavour will be available to order online)

The Van Dyke cupcake

The Van Dyke cupcake

A cupcake masterpiece inspired by the Flemish painter artist: Belgian beer and chocolate sponge with a chocolate ganache centre, topped with Belgian chocolate buttercream frosting and chocolate sprinkles.

The “Darwin”

(The recipe for this cupcake will be available online soon!)

The Darwin cupcake

The Darwin cupcake

Taking quintessentially British flavours and evolving them to the next baking level: West country cider and cinnamon sponge; rhubard conserve centre; topped with scrumpy cider buttercream and crispy Wiltshire bacon.

BROWNIES

Roadhouse Brownie

(This flavour will be available to order online)

Roadhouse brownies

Roadhouse brownies

Imagine Rocky Roads tougher; hairer; no-nonsense big brother and you have my Roadhouse brownies. Children of the 80’s might remember the classic Patrick Swayze movie of the same name? Yup- imagine that in brownie form! Chocolate-chip cookie base; chocolate brownie with chocolate chunks; peanuts; popcorn and caramel pieces; topped with a bourbon whiskey glaze. It’s knockout!

Hot to Handle Brownie

(The recipe for this brownie will be available online soon)

Hot to Handle brownie

Hot to Handle brownie

This might seem like your average brownie at first glance but beneath its rich, smooth top lies a smouldering heat. Ladies will want to savour it; guys will want to chomp it! Rich chocolate brownie with crystalized ginger pieces; pecan nuts and chocolate chips, covered with chocolate ganache and topped with a chilli and hazelnut praline.

Head on over to my dedicated Decembeard #realmeneatcupcakes page to find out how to order.